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bollywood jokes in hindi
Shakti kapoor की बेटी sharddha kapoor की किस्मत देखिये…
Movie 1:- Aashiqui 2 में बेबड़ा मिला…?
2nd:- Ek villain गुंडा (लफंगा) मिला।…?
3rd :- Haider me Terrorist(आतंकवादी) मिला..?
बाप ने कोई अच्छे कर्म किये होते तो कोई हीरो मिलता ना …?????
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पप्पू -मैं तो अपने सारे दोस्तों को भूल ही गया था,
पर एक फिल्म देखी तो सब याद आ गया. ??
बंटी- कौन सी फिल्म??
पप्पू -“”कमीने”“”??
SALMAN :- main jab shirt utaarta hu to ghar k bahar 100 log jama ho jate hai..?
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John :- 1000 log..??
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Hrithik :- 5000 log..??
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sunny Leone :- Ab main kuch bolu????
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“देवदास की उम्र बीत गई एक पारो को पाने में?
वाह-वाह??
देवदास की उम्र बीत गई एक पारो को पाने में??
इतने में तो पूरा girl’s college पट जाता आज के जमाने में…..”????
Reporter:आप जब भी शादी करेंगी आपके पति का नाम जरूर बड़ा होगा??
Sonakshi: क्यों ??
Reporter: क्योंकि जिसकी बीवी मोटी उसका भी बड़ा नाम ??
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“सोते हुए अभिषेक के बालों में हाथ फेरती हुईं,
सोच में डूबीं ऐश्वर्या ने खुद को समझाया…???
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Flop है तो क्या हुआ, जेल तो नहीं जाएगा !!!”??
Salman : हम बजरंगबली के भक्त है मर जायेंगे
लेकिन झूठ नही बोलेंगे??
judge : अच्छा तो बता फिर उस रात गाडी
कौन चला रहा था ??” ??
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सलमान खान ने kick movie में mask इसलिए पहना है.
ताकि लोग पहचान ना पाएं कि ये वही आदमी है.
जो ‘जय हो’ में भी था।
सलमान खान BigBoss में हवाई जहाज चलाएंगे….??
इस खबर से footpath वाले खुश है ??
और
Burj khalifa वालों की फटी पड़ी है!????
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पुरे देश को सलमान के निकाह की बहुत फ़िक्र थी
मगर अदालत बार बार “”ससुराल”” भेज देती है.
bollywood jokes in hindi
करीना कपूर (खान) को लगता है. नंबर 2 कुछ ज्यादा ही पसंद है.
तभी तो वो “सिँघम 2” में आने बाली हैं,
“गोलमाल 2 (returns)” में आई थी
और सबसे ऊपर वो सैफ की बीबी नंबर 2 हैं !!!!
Alia Bhatt: Congrats! Maine Suna Teri Khud Ki Ek University Hai WOW.. ??
Shraddha Kapoor:LOL! Woh SHARDA University Hai..????
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“अमिताभ बच्चन और प्राण साहब बस स्टॉप पर खड़े थे,
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बस आई, प्राण साहब बस में चढ़ गए लेकिन अमिताभ जी नहीं चढ़े।
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क्योंकि बस पर लिखा था :
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.रघुकुल रीत सदा चली आई….
”प्राण” जाए पर ”बचन’‘ न जाई ”
पाकिस्तान का कहना है. कि बजरंगी भाईजान के सिर्फ
मुन्नी को वापस करने से रिश्ते नहीं सुधरेंगे। ☹️☹️
रिश्ते सुधारना हो तो सनी देयोल को हैंडपंप भी वापस करना होगा ????
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Bhakt : Meri shadi Aishwarya se kara do.
Bhagwan : Uski ek saree 1 lakh ki hai, tu kharcha kar payega.
Bhakt : Koi upay bhagwan
Bhagwan : Mallika Sherawat.
Mallika Sherawa Ke Ghar Aag Lag Gyi.??
Aag Par kabu Panay Main 10 Minute Lagay?
Par Aag Bujhany Walon Per ??
kabu Panay Main 40 Minute Lagay ??
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Maine apni puri zindagi izzat ke sath guzari hai,
Aaj tak kisi k aage Hath nahi failaaya.
Tango ki baat alag hai
– Sunny Leone.
Munna Bhai Ke ghar LADKI hUE.??❤️
Circuit- Bhai ab to muhale ke, ??
Sare ladke isko line marenge. ??
MUNNA- Tu fikar mat kar re, ??
Apun iska naam DIDI rakhenge.??
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Salmaan Khan- Aaj Mere Baap K Pas 14 Cars Hai,
18 Bikes Hai,
4 Bunglow Hai,
3 Farmhouse Hai,
Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?
Abhishek Bachan Mere Paas Teri Lover Hai.
bollywood jokes in hindi
After Watching Yeh Jawani Hay Dewani..
A Son To His Dad..
Son- Papa Main Udna Chahata Hu.
Dourna Chahata Hu.
Girna Bhi Chahata Hu.
Bass Rukna Nahi Chahata..
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Dad- Bheja Mat Kha.
Super Mario Khel..
Sholay Film Mein Sabse Badi Tragedy Kya Thi? ???
Answer: Pehle To Gabbar Ne Thakkur Ki Biwi Maar Di
Aur Phir Bechare Ke Haath Bhi Kaat Diye. ????
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‘aaoo!’??
‘Woww!’??
‘aaoo!’??
‘Woww!’??
‘aaoo!’??
‘Woww!’??
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– Shakti Kapoor & Saif Ali Khan discussing an important matter. ??
HINDI SONGS?
THEIR MEDICAL INTERPRETATIONS
Jiya Jale jaan jale,Raat bhar dhuan chale
-FEVER
Tadap tadap ke is dil se aah nikalti rahi
-HEART ATTACK
Suhani raat dhal chuki …naa jaane tum kab aoge?
-CONSTIPATION
Bidi? jalayle jigar se piya jigar ma badi aag he
-ACIDITY
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Gabbar: Ye haath mujhe de de thakur. ??
Thakur: Lele, mere hath lele, ??
basanti ke bhi lele, ??
Jay or Veeru ke bhi lele, ??
Ramu kaka ke bhi lele,??
Octopus banja Haramkhor?????
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Aashiqi 2 dekhkar ek baat to samajh m aa gyi…
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agar daaru piyo gey to 9-10 saal m mar jaoge.
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lekin agar daaru k sath ladki bhi aa gyi to..
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bhaiyya packing taiyyar rakho kab yamraj darwaja khatkhata de kuch nhi pta..
Alia Bhatt और Rahul gandhi ??
Rahul gandhi से: अगर तू बता दे कि मेरी टोकरी में क्या है. ??
तो टोकरी के आधे अंडे तेरे.. ?
और ये भी बता दे कि अंडे कितने हैं… ??
तो 10 के 10 तेरे …. ?
और अगर ये भी बता दे कि अंडे किसके है… .??
तो अंडे देने वाली मुर्गी भी तेरी….?
Rahul gandhi:- अरे कोई HINT तो दे!!?????.
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Pyaar sabi ko chahiye…
Farak sirf itna hai ki,
ladkiyon ko Yashraj film wala chahiye
aurr ladkon ko Mahesh Bhatt wala…
bollywood jokes in hindi
pet dard ki wajah se doctors ko Imran Hashmi ka operation karna pada aur socho kya mila hoga pet me??? ??
5 kilo LIPSTIC.???
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Agar trains ke Naam indian actress ke Naam pe hoti toh khabrein aisi hoti- ??
Aaj Bipasha ovrload ho kr gayi hai,??
Tabbu ke neeche aake ek aadmi khatam,?? Accident mein mallika ki pichli bogey tabaah ho gayi hai.??
KATRINA PAR GAIR KANUNI
DHANG SE CHADHE HUE 7 ADMI GIRAFTAAR.?????
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New Question in school books:
Who invented the English vowels
(A,E,I,O,U).??
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Ans: Tusshar Kapoor in Golmaal.
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