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Statistics say that women think they are smarter than men because they can fake orgasms.
Men say “Big deal. We can fake a whole relationship just for a shag.”
If men got pregnant…. abortion would be available in convenience stores and drive-through windows.
Men are like…..Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful.
Every man thinks he’s a dream of every woman. Sorry guys, but the dream of every woman is eating all the time and not to get fat.
What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants a man to satisfy their every little need.
A man wants all the women to satisfy their one and only little need.
A true gentleman holds the door for his woman…
then smacks her ass as she walks by.
If women knew what men were really thinking,
they’d never stop slapping them.
Men come in three sizes:
Small, medium, and OOoohhh yesss!
man jokes in english
“Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.”
A drunk guy took a cat home to his wife and said:
“See… here is the a monkey of the jungle.” His wife said laughing,
“That’s a CAT …”
He said back to his wife,
“I am talking to the cat!”
Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
A. They’re married.
What does a man call true love?
Why are men like commercials?
You can’t believe a word they say.
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
Q. Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome, a good lover and a stimulating partner?
A. In the pages of a romance novel.
How are men and parking spots alike?
The good ones are always taken and the ones that are left are handicapped.
Men are like…..Coffee
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
How do women define a 50/50 relationship?
We cook/they eat,
We iron/ they wrinkle.
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