30+ school jokes in english | teacher and student jokes

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school jokes in english

Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be?

Fred: None!

Fred (surprised): Why not? Because you cant lay eggs!

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Jimmy: Would you punish me for some thing i didn’t do?

Teacher: no, of course not.

Jimmy: good, because i didn’t do my homework.

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Teacher: Name two days of the week that start with “t”.

Pupil: Today and Tomorrow.

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What is the difference between a school teacher and a train?

The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says ‘chew chew chew’.

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The teacher : “Why are you in the floor?”

Danny : “Because you said to do this Math problem without Tables.”

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Teacher: Why are you late?

Ramu: Because of the sign.

Teacher: What sign?

Ramu: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”

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Teacher: What makes you see?

Bobyjack: My eyes, my nose and my ears.

Teacher: True for the eyes but why for your ears and nose?

Bobyjack: Its to hold my glasses!

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Teacher: If you eat fish?

Student: Its good for my eyes.

Teacher: If you don’t eat fish?

Student: Its good for the fish!

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Father: “Let me see your report card.”

Son: “My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.”

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Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?

Ramu: “HIJKLMNO”!!

Teacher: What are you talking about?

Ramu: Yesterday you said its H to O!

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school jokes in english

Maths teacher: “If you have 12 chocolates and you give 5 to Priya, 3 to Sonia and 2 to Penny then what will you get?”

“3 new Girlfriends!”

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Teacher: “Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus four?”

Class: “At once!”

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Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.

One boy throws his bag out the window.

Teacher: who just threw that?!

Boy: Me! I’m going home now.

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Teacher: “I killed a person, tell me this sentence in future tense.”

Student: “In future tense, You will go to jail.”

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Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Student: A teacher!

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Did anyone ever notice that “STUDYING”

is a mixture of STUDY and DYING?

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Teacher: “You know you can’t sleep in my class.”

Boy: “I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.”

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Teacher: “How can you prove the earth is round?”

Boy: “I can’t. Besides, I never said it was.”

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Teacher: “Why are you late?”

Boy: “Because of a sign down the road.” T

Teacher: “What does a sign have to do with your being late?”

Boy: “The sign said, ‘School Ahead, Go Slow!’”

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Teacher: Students draw a picture of bacteria.

Student: Here it is Mam!

Teacher: Where? It Is Blank.

Student: you told that bacteria cannot be seen with naked eye!

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school jokes in english

Teacher: “Ramu, you talk a lot !”

Ramu: “Its a family tradition”.

Teacher: “What do you mean?”

Ramu: “Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher”.

Teacher: “What about your mother?”

Ramu: “Shes a woman”.

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Father: Son this time, you have to score 90% marks in your exams.

Son: No father Ill score 100% marks.

Father: Why are you kidding?

Son: Who started?

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Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework?

Student: No, he did it all by himself.

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TEACHER : What is further away, Australia or the Moon?

Pupil : Australia, you can see the Moon at night.

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Teacher: Billy, name two pronouns.

Billy: Who, me?

Teacher: Very good!

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Teacher: “You missed school yesterday, didn’t you?”

Boy: “Not a bit!”

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Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it.

Mary: No madam! I will not be able to attend it.

Teacher: Why?

Mary: My mother will not allow me to go so far!

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Teacher: Ramu, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brothers. Did you copy his?

Ramu: No, teacher, its the same dog!

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Teacher: “Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?”

Ramu: “The moon”.

Teacher: “Why?”

Ramu: “The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don’t need it”.

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