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Little Johnny : Mam,Will you punish me for something that I didn’t do???
Teacher : Not at all.
Little Johnny : That’s good. Actually I didn’t do my homework!!
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Little Johnny was crying one day, and his dad asked him why.
‘I’ve lost five cents,’ sobbed Johnny. ‘Don’t worry,’ said his dad kindly.’ Here’s five more for you,’
At this Johnny howled louder than ever. ‘Now what is it ?’ asked his dad. ‘I wish I’d said I’d lost ten cents!’
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Little Johnny’s 2nd grade teacher was quizzing them on the alphabet. “Johnny,”
she says, “what comes after ‘O’?”
Johnny says, “Yeah!”
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TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in one sentence.”
JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went over De-fence before De-tail.”
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Little Freddie : “My dad’s tougher than your dad!””Oh yeah?”
Little Johnny: “My dad is so tough, he has lightbulbs For dinner!”
“Really?”Yeah, the other night I heard him tell my mom, ‘Turn out the light, I wanna eat it!'”
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Little Johnny’s class were on an outing to their local police station where they saw pictures, of the ten most wanted men, tacked to a bulletin board. On the way out of the police station.
Little Johnny: “It was so nice of you to put my daddy’s picture up there.”
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During an English lesson, the teacher notices that a boy was not paying attention to him.
Teacher: “Johnny, join these two sentences together. I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body.”
Little Johnny : “I saw a dead body cycling to school.”
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little johnny jokes in english
Teacher asks children, what do you wish to do in future?
Jimmy: I want to be a pilot.
Willy: I want to be a doctor.
Mary: I want to be a good mother.
Little Johnny: I want to help Mary.
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Little Johnny’s new baby brother is screaming up a storm.
Little Johnny: “Where’d we get him?”
mother: “He came from Heaven, Johnny.”
Johnny: “Wow! I can see why they threw him out!”
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Teacher: Why are you late?
Little Johnny: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Little Johnny: The one that says, “School Ahead,
Go Slow. “That’s what I did.
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Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with I.
Johnny: I is..
Teacher: No, that’s not correct Johnny. You should always say, I am.
Johnny: Okay, I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
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Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.
Little Johnny: Here it is!
Teacher: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
Class: Little Johnny!
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TEACHER: Johnny, you know you can’t sleep in my class.
JOHNNY: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.
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Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny’s test again?
Jeff: Yes, but how did you know?
Teacher: On question #1,
Johnny put down “I don’t know”.
And you put down “Me neither”.
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Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?
Father: Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals!
Mother: Why did you say that, Junior? Why did you ask the question?
Johnny: It’s because I saw one on daddy’s lettuce, but now it’s gone.
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little johnny jokes in english
Johnny was racing around the garden on his new bicycle and called out to his mother to watch his tricks.
‘Look, Mum! No hands! Look, Mum! No feet! Waaah! Look, Mum! No teeth!’
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Little Johnny’s father said, “let me see your report card.”
Johnny replied, “I don’t have it.”
“Why not?” His father asked.
“My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.”
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Teacher: “Little Johnny, give me a sentence using the word, geometry.”
Little Johnny: “A little acorn grew and grew until it finally awoke one day and said, Gee, I’m a tree.”
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Teacher: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
Little Johnny : Just Don’t bite any.
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Little Johnny: “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”
“No,” says his mom,
“of course not.”
Little Johnny runs back outside telling to his friends, “Its okay, we can play that game again!”
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Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Little Johnny, May I go to the bathroom?
Little Johnny: But I asked first!
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Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on that test?
Johnny: Because of absence.
Mother: You mean you were absent on the day of the test?
Johnny: No, but the kid who sits next to me was Absent.
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Little Johnny says “Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.”
“Well, you’ve done the right thing,” says Mommy
“But Mommy, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.”
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The teacher wrote on the blackboard: “I ain’t had no fun in months.”
Then asked the class, “How should I correct this sentence?”
Little Johnny replied, “Get yourself a new boyfriend.”
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little johnny jokes in english
Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, “I’ve lost my dad!”
The policeman said, “What’s he like?”
Little Johnny replied, “Beer and women!”
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