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santa banta jokes in hindi
Santa call to airport: How long is the journey from punjab to America????
Receptionist:1 sec sir..??
Santa disconnects and says,??
“pee ke bethi hai kamini”??
Santa Bank me paise jama karane gaya.
Cashier: Tumhare Note nakli hai.??
Santa : Tujhe kya farak padta hai? ??
Jama to Mere Account me ho rahe hai na..!!?
Santa: Tum bike itni tez kyu chla rhe ho???
Banta: Ye letter urgent dena hai??
Santa: Kaha???
Banta: Address padhne ka time nai hai.??
Santa: Ok go fast.!??
Santa ne bank loan pe 1 car li, Loan nahi chuka paya to bank wale car utha kar legaye,
Udas santa-??
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pehle pata hota to shaadi bhi loan leke karta.??
Santa ‘suicide’ nhi krne ka speech de rha tha.
Santa-
“Suicide nhi krna chahiye.
darpok, bujhdil, kaayar log krte hai…??
Suicide krne se toh acha
hai ki aap zeher kha lo…”????
Girl. Kya tum mujse shadi karoge ??
Santa. Humare ghar sabki shadi relatives se hi hoti he jaise mummy ki papa se , bahiya ki bhabhi se, didi ki jija se☹️☹️
santa Ne Beti Ke Room Me Cigarette Dekhi..
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Oh God, She Smokes ??
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fir Wisky Dekhi..
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Oh God, She Drinks ??
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Fir Ladke Ko Dekha..
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Thank God, Ye Sab Is ladke ka Hai.??
Teacher- jo mere sawal ka sahi jawab dega wo ghar ja sakta hai.??
Ussi waqt santa ne apna bag bahar fek diya.
Teacher- wo bag kisne feka???
Santa- maine..ab main ghar jau?????
Santa :” Duniya Ka har ek Insan Apne Paav
Bhigoye Bina Shayad Samundar Paar Kar Sakta hai..??
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Lekin Ankhe Bhigoe Bina
“Pyar” Nahi Kar Sakta”..??
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Aaj Santa Serious hai. Plz.
santa banta jokes in hindi
shaadi ke 20 saal baad bacha hua Wo udaas ho gya,.??
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Banta : Yaar udaas kyo h ?.??
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Santa :20 saal baad bacha hua wo bhi “CHOTA SAA..” ??
santa banta jokes in hindi
संता बंता को गुस्से से बोल रहा था।??
संता- यार, जब मैंने तुझे खत लिखा था कि मेरी शादी में जरूर आना। तो तुम आये क्यों नही???
बंता- ओह यार, पर मुझे खत मिला ही नही।☹️☹️
संता- मैंने लिखा तो था कि खत मिले या ना मिले तुम जरूर आना।??
Santa-tu mirror ke saamne baith kr kyo pad rha hai…
Banta- iske 3 reason hai….??
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1. saath mein revision ho jaati hai??
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2. khud pr nazar rhti hai??
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3. padne k lie company mil jati hai??
Santa flight me pilot ka headphone cheen raha tha…??
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Pilot:-Ye kya kar rahe ho..?.??
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Santa:- Accha ji Ticket hum le aur Gaane tum suno…!!???
Shaadi me santa bahut der se khana kha raha tha…
kisi ne pucha, kab tak khaoge ???
Santa – Mai toh khud pareshan hoon …..par card me likha hai,??
“Dinner 7-12pm”
Ek Baar Santa Ke Gaon Me Ek Minister Aya Hua Tha ??
Logo Ne Apne Gaon Ko Sudhaarne Ke Liye Kayi Cheezo Ko Maang Ki??
Santa Bhi Bola: “Hume Apne Gaon Me Pul Chahiye”??
Minister : “Par Tumhare Gaon Me To Koi Nadi Hi Nahi Hai”??
Santa: “To Fir Hume Nadi Bhi Chahiye“??
Santa roti ka 1 tukda khud kha raha tha aur 1 pass baithi murgi ko khila raha tha…
Banta: “Ye kya kar raha hai?”??
Santa- “Chicken ke sath roti kha raha hu. Shavan chal rahe hai na…??
Nurse : Mubarak ho aap ke ghar ladka paida hua hai.☺️☺️
Santa : Wah g wah kya technology hai,
Biwi meri hospital hai, aur bacha mere ghar paida hua hai!!!??
Santa class me haans raha tha,??
Ek ladka bola : Stand UP, kon ho tum???
Santa : Tum kon ho???
Ladka : Mein monitor hu??
Santa : Te phir mein CPU hu!!!??
sant banta jokes in hindi
Santa : O yaar car ki speed itni kyo badha di???
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Banta: O car ki break fail ho gayi hai,
accident ho jaye iske pehle ghar pahunch jaate
Hai….!??
संता :– कौन सी cast ( जाति ) के लोग अच्छे नागरिक होते हैं ???
बंता :– बनिए ……!??
संता :– वो कैसे..?..??
बंता :– हर जगह लिखा होता है, देश के अच्छे नागरिक “बनिए” ! देशभक्त “बनिए”??
SANTA Ne Ladki Dekh Ke Arz Kiya
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Tere Smile Me Kya Chamak Hai.??
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Wah Wah ??
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Tere Smile Me Kya Chamak Hai ??????
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Ladki Boli
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Bhaiya Yahi To Baat Hai ??
Mere Toothpste Me NAMAK Hai….??
Mr. Santa Interview Dene Gaye..
Boss- your Birthday.??
Santa-22 April Sir.??
Boss-Kon Sa Saal.??
Santa-Ulloo Ke Patthe,Kya Kon Sa Saal, Har Saal????
Santa : Oye, Ghabrana Matt, Tu Sher Da Puttar Hai…??
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Son : Ji Haan Papa ji,??
Class Me Teacher Bhi Yehi Bolti Hai,??
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Ki Tu Zarur Kisi Jaanwar Ki Aulad Hai??
Santa : Main Tere Pyar Me Lut Gaya,??
Barbad Ho Gaya ,Badnaam Ho Gaya.??
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Pinky : Haram Khor To Main Kon Sa Engineer Ya Doctor Ban Gayi.????
Hitler: “There’s no word like
IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary”??
Santa: Ab bolne se kya faayda???
Jab kharidi thi tab check karna chahiye tha??
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