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Madam – Surya ke pass kon sa planet hai ??
Bhopali Student – Ek minute bata riya hu… ?
Madam – Jaldi bataao ???
Bhopali Student – Bata riya hoon,?? Mar-Kyuun-Ree (Mercury) hai ????
Madam – Shabash, Baith jaao …??
Teacher:Ek Saal Me Kitni Raate Hoti Hai???
Gopal:10 Raate Hoti Hai Ji !!??
Teacher:10 Raate, Kaise???
Gopal: 9 NavaRaati aur 1 ShivRaatri???
Teacher :
jo doosre ko apni baat na samjha sake woh gadha hota hai….. ??
Student:
Sir, kya Matlab main samjha nahi….???
Teacher : jab ham student the to bohat layak the. ??
Student : Aap ko teacher achhe mil gye honge. ??
Master: tumhare papa ki age kya h? ??
Pappu: sir, jitti meri h. ??
Master: kaise?? ?
Pappu: jab main paida hua Tabhi papa, papa bne the. ??
Master ji ne student se bole koi ashiqi wala sher sunao. ?❤️
Student : kutta marta haddi pe,??
bhuka marta roti pe,?❤️
masterji tumhari do beti hai,???
par mai mrta hun choti pe.???
Teacher : राजू तुम किस लिए college आते हो.??
Student : विद्या के लिए Ma’am.??
Teacher : तो आज तुम सो क्यों रहे हो.??
Student : आज विद्या नहीं आई है ma’am.??☹️
Teacher – she is kidding..?
translate in hindi..?
Student – वो बच्चे दे रही है…?
Teacher बेहोश…?
Teacher – एक महान scientist का नाम बताओ ???
Student – आलिया भट्ट?
Teacher ने डंडा निकला ,,?
इतने दिन में यही सीखा है…??
2nd Student – ma’am ये तोतला है ,??
ये बोल रहा है -“आर्यभट्ट”??
Student : Sir, मैं Thomas Edison, उनकी दी quote मुझे बहुत पसंद है. ?❤️
Teacher : कौन सी?? ?
Student : Tomorrow Is My Exam But I Don’t
Care……
Because A Single Sheet Of Paper
Can Not Decide My Future !???
teacher student jokes in hindi
Teacher : “nalayak ! class mein din bhar ladkiyo ke saath baaten kyun karta rahta hai … ?”??
Student – “sir, mai bahut garib hu na… mere mobile mein WHATSAPP nahi hai !!!”??
Teacher – “tumhara result bahut kharaab aaya hai, kal papa ko saath lekar aana, VARNA …”??
Student – “VARNA kya ???”??
Teacher – “Varna result Facebook par upload karke usme papa ko tag kar dunga !!!”??
If a girl gets 98% marks, her response –
“कमीना 2 marks और दे देता तो उसका क्या जाता …”??
If a boy gets 35% marks, his response –
“कॉपी जांचने वाला भगवान था यार ! मेरा साल बचा लिया उसने !!!”??
Teacher- Beta batao, Britannia Tiger Biscuit pe jo green dot hai uska kya matlab hota hai????
Student- Mam, iska matlab hai ki Tiger Online hai…!!?☺️
Ishwar exam में खाली बैठा हुआ था। कुछ भी लिख नहीं रहा था।??
Teacher : तुम कुछ लिख क्यों नहीं रहे???
Ishwar: कुछ आ नहीं रहा।??
Teacher: अरे कुछ तो आ रहा होगा???
Ishwar: हाँ, कुछ तो आ रहा है …??
Teacher: क्या ??
Ishwar: रोना !!!???
maths class ….
Teacher: 5 – 5 = how much???
Sab Student chup…..?
Teacher dubara : agar tere paas 5 idli hai aur main tere 5 idli le lu, tere paas kya bachega???
Student: sambar aur chutney… !!!??
Teacher : pappu, आमंत्रण और निमंत्रण में अंतर बताओ ???
Student : ma’am, जो मंत्रणा आम के पेड़ के नीचे की जाये वो आमंत्रण और जो नीम के नीचे की जाये वो निमंत्रण … !??
Ek Student Ko Apni Life Mein, Khud Par Sabse Jyada Proud Kab Hota Hai ???
Jab Usko Exam Mein Kuch Na Aata Ho, Aur Pichhe Se Teacher Aake Kahe,??
Copy Chhupa Lo Pichhe Wala Dekh Raha Hai….??
Kasam Se Seena Choda Ho Jata…!!??
teacher student jokes in hindi
Bahut Dard Hota Hai Jab Teacher Bolta Hai Ki..??
Tumhara Aur Tumhare Aage Wale Ka Answer Ek Hi Hai..??
Tab Dil Se Aawaz Aati Hai —
” To Saale Sawal Bhi To Ek Hi Tha..??
Teacher Asked Me Why Don’t You Study The Whole Year & Study Only During Exams.????
I Replied
Bcoz Lehro Ka Sukoon Sabhi Ko Pasand Hai Lekin,,??
Tufano Me Kashti Nikalne Ka Maza Hi Kuch Aur Hai….!!❤️??
Teacher – “मेरे पापा काम पर गए हैं” – इसका future tense बताओ ???
Student – वो कल भी जायेंगे ….. किसी के बाप में हिम्मत हो तो रोक के दिखाए ….!!!???
Teacher – तुम कक्षा में late क्यों आईं ???
Student – ma’am , एक लड़का मेरा पीछा कर रहा था !?
Teacher – तो फिर ??
Student – वो बहुत धीरे-धीरे चल रहा था … !!!??
Teacher – हिन्दी की पहली Silent Movie का नाम बताओ ? ??
Student – जब मूवी Silent ही है तो आप कैसे कह सकते हैं कि वह हिन्दी की ही है … ???
सोनू LKG में पढ़ता था.
एक बार लगातार 4 दिनों से school में देर से आने पर Madam ने कहा – “तुम इतना late school क्यों आते हो ?”??
Student – “ma’am , आप मेरी इतनी चिंता मत किया करें …. बच्चे गलत समझते हैं !”??❤️
Teacher – आज school देर से आने का तुमने क्या बहाना सोचा है ???
Amey – sorry ma’am ! आज मैं इतनी तेज दौडकर आया हूँ कि बहाना सोचने का मौका ही नहीं मिला …!!!??
teacher student jokes in hindi
Teacher – Bus ke driver aur conductor me kya fark hota hai ???
Student – Conductor agar so jaaye to kisi ka ticket nahi katega …. aur driver agar so jaaye to sabka ticket kat jaayega !!!??
Teacher – “मान लो तुमने अपने दोस्त को 500 रूपए दिए … मगर उसे सिर्फ 200 रुपये की जरूरत है तो बताओ वो तुम्हे कितने वापिस देगा ?”??
Student – “एक भी नहीं sir!”??
Teacher – “क्या तुम इतना गणित भी नहीं जानते ?”?
Student – “गणित तो जानता हूँ सर पर आप मेरे कमीने दोस्तों को नहीं जानते !!!”??
Teacher : past, present और future tense का एक उदाहरण मैं देती हूँ, फिर एक तुम देना – “मैं सुन्दर थी, हूँ और रहूंगी.”??
Student : “आपको वहम था, है और रहेगा… !”???
Teacher – “बेटा, अगर सच्चे दिल से भगवान से प्रार्थना की जाये तो वो जरूर सफल होती है !”❤️?
Student – “रहने दो ma’am, अगर ऐसा होता तो आप मेरी Teacher नहीं, saasu होते … !!!”??
Height of ‘KUCH BHI’
Teacher: Agar 1 Aam ke ped par 10 Kele lage
hain, aur unme se 7 Amrood tod liye to
kitne Angoor bachenge???
Student: Sir 9 Haathi..??
Teacher: Waah tumhe kaise pta chala?❤️?
Student: Sir kyunki mai lunch me gobhi ki sabji laaya hoon….??
Moral: Roz brush karo warna petrol menhga ho jaaega..❤️?
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