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Best adult jokes in hindi
दोस्तों कभी कभी हम अच्छा मौका छोड़ देते हैं, लेकिन जिंदगी में ऐसा मौका दोबारा मिले तो छोड़ना मत;???
लड़की की लो, या औरत की लो;
जवान की लो, या बूढ़ी की लो;
जहाँ भी जिसकी मिले, बस ले लो;
क्योंकि
पता नहीं कब किसकी, “दुआ काम आ जाये।”????
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Teacher ने Pappu से कहा: बेटा झांसाराम बापू की परिभाषा बताओ?
Pappu
दिन में हरि ओम
रात में ?
दिन में अगरबत्ती ??
रात में जबरदस्ती ??
दिन में पूजा और आरती ??
रात में विद्या और भारती??
दिन में स्वाहा?
रात में आहा…आहा????
Double meaning
Sulagta Jism, ??
Kanpkapate Honth, ??
Thartharata Badan, ??
Ladkhadati Aawaz..??
Mujhe Pehle Hi Pata Tha ???
Tujhe Malaria Hua Hai…????
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एक बार पुलिस ने 3 लड़के और 1 लड़की को जंगल में पकड़ा
पुलिस : तुम्हारा नाम क्या है और यहाँ क्या कर रहे थे ????
लड़का : सर मै गोपाल हूं और बांसुरी बजा रहा था ।??
पुलिस : ठीक है तुम जा सकते हो।??
दूसरा लड़का : सर मेरा नाम मोहन है और मैं बांसुरी बजा रहा था।?
पुलिस : तुम जा सकते हो।??
तीसरा लड़का : सर मेरा नाम किसन हैं और मैं भी बांसुरी बजा रहा था।??
पुलिस : तुम भी जा सकते हो।??
पुलिस लड़की से : क्या तुम भी बांसुरी बजा रही थी ?????
लड़की : नही सर मेरा नाम बांसुरी हैं ।???
पठान के साथ हादसा ?
Jewellery की shop में पठान की जमकर पिटाई हुई।
कारण: ???????
वो sales girl को बोला, “आपकी एक एक आइटम गज़ब की है। आपके सोने के रेट क्या हैं?”?????
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संता railway का reservation from भर रहा था, forn बार-बार reject हो जाता था। परेशान होकर पीछे खड़े व्यक्ति ने कहा, “संता जी form दिखाईये।”
संता ने form कुछ यूँ भरा था:
नाम – संता
उम्र – 38 वर्ष
लिंग – है।
पत्नी का नाम – जीतो
उम्र – 36 वर्ष
लिंग – नहीं है।
पुत्र का नाम – पप्पू
उम्र – 8 वर्ष
लिंग – छोटा सा है।
???????
Double meaning
Agar Aadhi Raat Ko Aapka Dil Kare Aur Biwi Ka Mood Na Ho To ????
Biwi Ko Tang Na Kare…??
Khud Uthkar Apne Hath Se..???
Pani Pee Lein!! ???
Ek Baar Fir Aapki Soch Ko Salaam.?♂️?♂️?
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एक लड़की अपनी सहेली को बता रही थी…
कल रात मेरे boyfriend ने अंधेरे में डालने की कोशिश की…??
मैंने मना भी किया कि रहने दे अंधेरा है, light जला ले…??
पर वो नहीं माना और आखिर जोर लगा के तुड़वा ही बैठा…?♀️?
क्योंकि सुराख़ गलत था…????
अंधेरे में mobile में charger का पिन लगाना बड़ा ही मुश्किल काम है…!!!?????
Teacher और pappu
Teacher : मैं किसी पर भी एक नजर डालकर बता सकती हूँ
कि वो मेरे बारे में क्या सोच रहा है। ???
Pappu : जब आपको पता चलता है तो बड़ी शर्म आती होगी???????
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Pappu और tillu
Pappu tillu से : ले भाई मिठाई खा ??
Tillu : क्यों ??
Pappu : भाई तेरी भाभी जो call centre में काम करती है
उसको best call girl का award मिला है ???
Double meaning
Lips jab lips se milte hai to kya hota hai?
?? Hamesha Galat mat socha karo….?♂️???
Muh bandh hota hai aur kya..????
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Girlfriend and boyfriend
Girlfriend: baby , कल मैं तुम्हारे लिए fast करूंगी❤️??
Boyfriend: no baby, आराम से करेंगे,
मज़े ले लेके धीरे धीरे feel के साथ ??????
She: हवस के कुत्ते मैं व्रत की बात कर रही?????
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लड़की अपनी सहेली से
“आज boss मेरे ऊपर जाते ही चढ़ गया “
सहेली : “क्या ??? क्यों “
लड़की : क्युकि मैं “लेट गयी” थी ना
Double meaning
Aisi Koi Chiz Batao Jisko Bajane Se Andar Se Bacche Nikalte Hai..? ???
Socho, Nahi Malum?? ??
Mai Batata Hu…??
“School Ki Ghanti”..????
Soch Badlo, Desh Badlega.????
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लड़की और रिक्सावाला
Ladki : ” अंदर तक जाएगा “
रिक्सावाला : “बिलकुल जायेगा madam 🙂 आप के लिए ही तो खड़ा किया है “
Ladki : ठीक है तो घुमा के पूछे से ले लो
रिक्सावाला : “जी madam“
एक लड़की छाता ठीक करवाने गयी।
दुकानदार: ऊपर का कपड़ा उतारना पड़ेगा और नीचे डण्डा डालना पड़ेगा।???
लड़की: जो मर्ज़ी करो बस पानी अंदर नहीं गिरना चाहिए???
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Double meaning
शर्मा जी की party में dinner करते हुए वर्मा जी के पास mrs. शर्मा
आकर बोली: भाईसाहब,अपने तो कुछ लिया ही नहीं! और 1 चिकन
का leg पीस उठा के उनकी प्लेट में रख दिया.
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पार्टी खत्म होने पर शर्मा जी ने वर्मा जी से पूछा: “खाना कैसा
था?”
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वर्मा जी : बढ़िया , पर end में जो भाभी जी ने टांग उठा के दे दी, मजा आ गया!
Double meaning
Biwi Ko Din Me Karoge To Wo Swast Rahegi.??
Shaam Ko Karoge To Chust Rahegi..??
Roj Karoge To Tandurust Rahegi..??
Karte Rahoge To Khush Rahegi..???
“Office Se Roj Sirf 1 Call”????
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दूधवाला लगातार दरवाजे के घंटी बजा रहा था !!
अंदर से घर की एक औरत ने बोला
“बस भी करो कितना ” दबाओगे “, तुमसे अच्छा तो Newspaper वाला है
धीरे से “निचे से डाल ” के चला जाता है “
पति और पत्नी
पत्नी – आज मैने आपके लिये स्पेशल डिश बनाई है..??
खाते ही मुझ पर टूट पडोगे !!???❤️
पति – ऐसा क्या बना दिया भई ?????
पत्नी – जापानी तेल के पकौडे! ???
पति – ?????
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Double meaning
Oh no Dr. please jaldi karo..??
oh noo blood? ooh ahhhhh!!! ??
bahut dard ho raha hai..????
jaldi nikaalo na..???
Dr. yeh lo nikaal dia…..??
khuda daant ka dard bhi kisi ko na de.☹️???
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Teacher और pappu
Teacher : pappu , तुमने आज भी अपना homework नहीं किया, बोलो क्या सजा दूँ? ?????
Pappu : teacher , मेरे side वाली लड़की ने भी नहीं किया, हम दोनों को bathroom में बंद कर दो Please ।??????
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Double meaning
Kuch log sirf 2 ghante karte hain..??
kuch log 4 ghante karte hain…??
Aur kuch log to Poori Poori raat karte hain..??
abbey apna mobile charge……???????
Girlfriend and boyfriend
Girlfriend : तुमने मुझ में ऐसा क्या देखा कि मुझे purpose कर दिया? ❤️???
Boyfriend : सब कुछ देखने के लिए ही तो purpose किया है, पगली!????❤️
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Double meaning
Raat Bhar wo nahi aayee..??
Hum hila hila ke so gaye..? ?
Dirty Mind !! Wo Bijli thi ??
jo aayi Nahin aur wo Pankha tha ???
jo hum hila hila k sogaye.????
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Teacher और pappu
Teacher : pappu , आप के बेस्ट फ्रेंड का नाम क्या hai ??
Pappu : “ma’am मेरे दोस्त का नाम है, Madanlaal Dharshanlaal Chodary”???
Teacher : ये तो बहुत बड़ा है, कोई छूटा नाम??
Pappu : Ma….Dar…Chod ??
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1 class ka bacha apni Miss se kehta hai.
Baccha: Mai aap ko kaisa lagta hoon? ??
Miss: So sweet! ??
Baccha: To phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap k ghar kab bhejun.❤️?
Miss: Wo kyon? ??
Baccha: Taki wo hamari baat aage chlaye .?
Miss: Ye kya bakwaas hai! ??
Baccha: Tution parhne k liye..???
मालकिन सुबह सुबह काम नौकर से
मालकिन : रामु साहब के 2 अंडे उबाल दे
रामु : मालकिन आप का भी दूध निकालू
मालकिन : अभी नहीं साहब के जाने दे पहले
??????
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Double meaning
Ladki Mere Paas Aayi…??
Mene Usko Dekha…??
Pakda Piche Se Khola Or…??
Aaram Se Ander Daal Diya…??
Ladki Bahut Khush Hui…??
Kyun Ki Woh Pehli Baar Dalva Rahi Thi…??
Pata Hai Kyaa?????? ??
Mobile Mein “SIM Card“…..???
Yaar Tum Log Na Galat Mat Socha Karo.?♂️???
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Ek ladki ko english bolne ka bahut shouk tha..???
Shadi ki 1st night pe use pata chala ke uske patti ka ek pair nahi hai..??
Woh ghar aa ke apni maa se boli mom mere husband ka sirf ek foot hai..??
Maa heran ho ke boli,,???
Hey Bhagwan!! ??
beti aur tujhe kitna bada chahiye? ??
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